What do you call an Italian Hooker? 07/18/2012 | Comment It was a friends birthday so Carmen, Bobbi and I took him out to dinner and cake of course…… We ate pasta like it was going out of style…. btw…. what do you call an Italian hooker? A pastatute! lol…. yah, I got a million of ’em…… Bobbi Eden Carmen Valentina Uncategorized Vicky Vette